December 2009
*watching Jamiroquai's Little L*
tash: how can he be a pimp and a dork at the same time?
simo: because his name is Jamiroquai
tash: true dat
*awkward pause*
simo: cause its like a dorky name with that hint of eroticness.
“I want to take a bath with you, and wash the chaos from my skin
I wanna fall...”
– I Do - Placebo (Once More With Feeling, 2004) (via fuckyeahplacebo)
*watching the end of transformers 2*
simon: what the? there's a giant rash on his neck
tash: no, that's a hickey
Aunty Val: from optimus prime.
Rich: why are they on a boat?
Aunty Val: cue song.
Tash and Simon: I'm on a boat, and its going fast and...
MTV 12 HR NYE VIDEO BENDER
and you thought 9hrs of C4 videos was long.
well wait for the 12 HOUR NYE VIDEO BENDER ON MTV. HELLS TO THE YEAH!
just been down to town for a cruise in Tori’s SWEET AS mini, good music blaring, eating 89c wonka sherbert sticks.
LIFE IS GOOD :)
#892738
pick-up-the-phone:
I’m probably somewhere on Fraser Island or on the sunshine coast.
So hello, and gaah I wish it was a white christmas instead of this sunny bullshit at the end of each year. What are you lovelies doing whilst i wither in heat?
hello lovely! up in Whangarei with Tori and peeps, waiting for her to go be an alcoholic on NYE with some mates while i’m veging at home....
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“antoine has a real bad temper. one time, i dropped cigar ash on his rug, and he...”
The Office
pam: good morning michael
michael: i am not michael, i am Willy Wonka!
*tash is making a PB & J sandwich*
dad: what the, peanut butter and jam with ham?
tash: no dad, by itself, that's disgusting!
dad: yeah, i was like, wow. that's a bit weird.
tash: yes dad, i would've thought mr i-have-a-bachelor-of-science would've have thought about that
mum: OH SNAP!
*tash picks up the lemon, lime and bitters bottle and takes a 'sip'*
tash: oh, the lids still on.
*mum starts laughing hysterically*
mum: didn't you notice?
tash: well, i was like 'oh, nothing's coming out'
mum: didn't your top lip realise there was no opening?
tash: well, i was like, maybe there's a blockage.
*more laughing ensues*
so i look in your direction, but you pay me no...
“what’s the point of having it all if you can’t have the person you...”
– Alicia Keys
mum: you know what dad said? he said he heard that fly buzzing around earlier, and do you know what he said? he said: why don't you just set the place on fire.
say you'll share with me one love one lifetime
*dad's watching some historical chinese drama*
dad: WHOA
*dad steps back*
tash: whoa, step back!
dad: step back indeed.
mum: now, we need to check what we have.
cachous? YA
cream?: YA
chocolate?: YA
flakes?: YA
log?: YA
dad: fail whale
tash: dad, did you just say fail whale?
*dad nods*
tash: HI FIVE!
*tash and dad hi five*
oh yeah, all time record here people! a 40 cm seam unpicked in 1 minute. oh yeah.
Maybe You're the Same as Me, We See Things They'll...
as much as i hate chris brown and that weedy little shit lil wayne, transform ya is quite catchy.
this is fucking brilliant. i walk into one room, they’re playing Forest Gump, and i walk back into the other, and they’re playing fucking PLACEBO! HELL YEAH! damn brian looks fine in a dress.
