January 2010
Man of the House:
Molly: do you want to go have dinner something?
Sharp: negative.
Molly: negative, well, that plane just crashed into the side of a mountain, call off the rescue, no survivors.
Man of the House:
Billy Bob: plagarism is an academic crime! it's punishable by academic death!
Girl: why do you care?
BB: because i want you to stay alive, academically, physically, and every other way
Girl: you like me, don't you?
BB: No.
oh thank god. my foot finally regained air circulation. my cat decided to get up off my foot and go somewhere else.
the Rolobox.
excuse me world, did i just see you slump to a new low?
i was watching tv, and i just saw a commercial for a ‘toy’, (i use that term VERY LOOSELY) that is reusable wheels to put on boxes.
EXCUSE ME?!?!?! what is the world coming to? *sigh.*
“I got it all, yes it’s true, so why don’t I get you?”
– Audacity of Huge: Simian Mobile Disco
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